{"product_id":"romanian-tuica-heals-everything-beach-towel","title":"Romanian Tuica Heals Everything Beach Towel","description":"Who needs ocean therapy when you’ve got țuica? This tee serves straight-up Romanian wisdom: saltwater might cure wounds, but țuica cures everything else. Cold? Take a shot. Stress? Take two. Love life in shambles? You already know. \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFeaturing a cheeky crossed-out “Saltwater” for dramatic flair, it’s the perfect blend of Balkan humor and national pride. For the cousins who swear by it, the uncles who brew it, and the grandmas who sneak it in your tea - this one’s for you.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric composition: 52% cotton, 48% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Size: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed on one side only\u003cbr\u003e\n• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the azo dyes, formaldehyde, BPA, flammability, lead and phthalates level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"Balkanish","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46680666702044,"sku":"7490739_8874","price":70.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0723\/2159\/7660\/files\/sublimated-towel-white-30x60-flat-685ecc5fc2631.jpg?v=1751044531","url":"https:\/\/www.balkanish.com\/products\/romanian-tuica-heals-everything-beach-towel","provider":"Balkanish","version":"1.0","type":"link"}