You Impaled My Heart Pillow – Romanian Dracula Decor
You Impaled My Heart Pillow – Romanian Dracula Decor
Dark romance, but make it Romanian. 🖤🩸
This You Impaled My Heart pillow puts a playful twist on classic Dracula lore — blending gothic humor with unmistakable Romanian symbolism. Featuring a dramatic portrait inspired by Dracula and a bold, cheeky message, this pillow is made for those who love romance with a dark sense of humor.
Perfect for couples who bond over sarcasm, history lovers, or anyone who appreciates Romania’s most iconic legend, this pillow makes a memorable gift for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or as statement decor year-round.
Product Details:
• 18″ × 18″
• 100% polyester case
• Fabric with a linen feel
• Machine-washable
• Shape-retaining 100% polyester insert (handwash only) arrives compressed and needs to be placed inside the cover
• Designed exclusively for Balkanish by artists Danica and Maria
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, azo dyes, lead, cadmium, and bisphenols level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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Fit & Sizing
Fit & Sizing
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Shipping & Returns
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Špela L
Fantastic quality and fit. Excellent customer service. I bought matching shirts for my grandkids and they were a hit! I'm not tech savvy but the order process was very easy and the customer support team answered all my questions the same day! I love this brand!
Vjollca A.
I love this mug so much that I bought one for everyone in my family. 😅
Miroslav M.
I’m honestly so impressed! My order arrived earlier than expected, which was already a great surprise. The quality of the sweater feels super soft, thick, and well-made. You can tell there was care put into the design and print. Balkanish, you nailed it!
George E
I bought the Balkan(ish) hoodie ahead of a recent trip to Romania , mostly for comfort and a quiet nod where I came from and where I'm going. I didn’t expect it to turn heads, I was stopped three times in the airport by people asking where I got it. The design is clever without being loud, I’m not usually into these more modern styles, but this one says just enough, and it says it well.
